what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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