This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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