Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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