I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm at about main and main street
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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