sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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