I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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