I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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