My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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