i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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