Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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