I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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