You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
where am i from again
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize
