Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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