I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
