I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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