There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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