did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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