You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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