Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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