So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
me + whiskey = a bad person
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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