at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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