Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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