After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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