just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Buhtt sex?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
