WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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