i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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