yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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