There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Randomize
