i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The adults are the big ones right?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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