He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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