it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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