Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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