I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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