So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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