Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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