At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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