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i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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