I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
