If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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