So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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