that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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