He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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