She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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