"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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