I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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