I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
