he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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