Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Randomize
