using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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