I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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