In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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