The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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